Karma

HA!

I was just sent a Facebook friend request from a kid from high school... who hung out with those completely obnoxious, really loud, football-playing, inexplicably popular boys. He in particular didn't ever directly offend me, so I accepted it, just to see if my suspicions were correct about him going nowhere fast.

So. Worth it.

He got SO fat, is working at Toys 'R Us, and has a ton of pictures with ALL these people from high school who were retarded-manic-stupid popular crowd, and they are ALL. COMPLETE. LOSERS. At least most of them didn't gain as much weight as this guy, but you can so tell that even after they've graduated, all they do is just hang out with each other, drink and sit on the couch eating chips. I am so so so loving it.

I reiterate: I cannot wait to go to my high school reunion. Cannot. Wait.

All I ever do is copy Jimmy.

What are you thinking at the moment?
how to make a convincing halloween elf

Who was the last person you ate with?
lucy lu, irma balzano, carolyn frattaroli and adrienne. coworkers. adrienne: "she had a photographer take a picture of [the pregnant lady] on her bed." irma: "was she... naked?"

What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
lemon ginger tea.

Do you like tattoos and piercings?
only on dudes. badass. except the piercings that actually deform your face.

Are you in a good mood?
eh, *waves hands around ambiguously*

Miss someone?
parents, some friends

Has anyone ever told you they were in love with you?
not with that wording, no

What is something you’d like to have right now?
more faith in the future, motivation for certain things.... elf ear tips!

What are you doing this weekend?
probably going shopping for those ear tips, that's about it

Did you speak to your father today?
no, but i talked to him twice yesterday

Do you drink bottled water?
i save the bottle and keep putting more water in it

If you could change your eye color what would it be?
the best colors i think for eyes are green and violet, and mine are already kind of green, so if i had to change them it'd be violet

Have you ever kissed someone whos name started with a J?
no

Do you believe in love at first sight?
only with hope, not really

Where do you live?
new york

How many months until your birthday?
uh just about 6! it's my half-birthday

Where is your sister right now?
as if.

Who was the last person to call you?
adam

Who was your 5th and 19th text from?
i'm not doing this

Who all do you have texts from in your inbox?
and definitely not this, but it's probably stacey, jared, jimmy, and NYU emergency alert

Who would you say is your number 1 best friend right now?
that's tough, i don't see my number 1's :(

How many letters are in your last name?
four

When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
last night! and i fed him.

Have you been to New York City?
*looks around*

Looking back, did you ever waste too much time on a certain person?
no. time spent with anyone i consider not a waste, even if nothing came of it

Do you remember the name of your first school you ever went to?
shit yeah, and it wasn't even preschool! my daycare was Little People (LP), my preschool was St. Steven's, my elementary was Ridgebury Elementary, my middle was East Ridge Middle School and my high school was Ridgefield High

Where is your phone?
on my book on the AC unit

What happened at 10:00 am today?
i was working on the results sheet

When was the last time you saw your grandma?
mom's side: one of our weekend visits a long, long time ago

dad's side: saturday!

What was the first thing you did when you woke up?
got some clothes on, it was cold

How many and what kind of animals are in your house?
some mosquitoes, probably some cockroaches and rats. *sad face*

Would you rather stay at other peoples houses or have them stay at yours?
stay at theirs. more interesting, and my parents can't make it weird

Have you ever wished you had a different last name?
no.

If a stranger looked in your closet, what would they think?
i really, really like the color green. and brown. and hoodies.

What’s bothering you right now?
tone of voice.

Do people underestimate you?
i have no freakin clue.

What are you doing tomorrow?
going to the new york stem cell foundation conference on the upper west side. wow, that was a coincidence that it was actually something interesting.

Did you sing at all today?
no, never, and when i do, i get yelled at

Do you have a tan?
used to, dammit

Does your temper flare a lot?
pretty quickly and pretty strong

Do you get emotional easily?
ugh i wish i didnt

Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
yeah, although not now with the mosquitoes

How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
a steady 6.5 to 7, anything over 9 starts messing with me, too

Last trip you took to the zoo?
this summer! central park zoo

Did you feel awkward at all today?
yeah, when i was carrying my 500lb bag and my 800lb shopping bag and bumping into people at random bc i was hurrying and trying not to have my arms fall off

Do you think you will be married by the time you are 35?
god i hope so

Has anyone ever told you that they hated you, seriously?
no.

How often do you take pain medicine?
hardly never

Do you sleep with socks on?
ugh NO! BLARGH!

Do you like to wear lip gloss/chap stick?
it's kind of necessary, especially in the winter

Are you waiting for something?
to go to sleep

Do you hate the last person you had a conversation with?
uh, what? no.

Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
yeah, probably everyone who knows us.

Did you have a dream last night?
absolutely. and there's no way i'm saying what it was.

How many piercings do you have?

7.

Where were you on July 4th?
teaching jessie to play kings with stacey, jared and adam

Are you someone who snores or is a sleepwalker?
don't sleepwalk, only snore when my head is bent all weird... like if it's buried under the cushions of a couch. why? i don't know how it happened, but it did.

What do you do when you spot a bug in your house?
if it's a spider, leave it. it'll kill the others.

Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush myspace?
stalker. no.

Is your birthday on a holiday?
it was on easter once.

Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate?
i don't think my friends care that much. oh but i've hated someone that all my friends like! does that count?

Survey!

Bold the ones that are true.
Italicize the ones that are “kind of” true.

♫ I am 5′4 or shorter.
♫ I think I’m ugly.
♫ I have many scars.
♫ I tan easily.
♫ I wish my hair was a different color.
♫ I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
♫ I have a tattoo.
♫ I am self-conscious about my appearance.
♫ I have/have had braces.
♫ I wear glasses.
♫ I’d get plastic surgery.
♫ I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
♫ I have had more than two piercings.
♫ I have freckles.

family/home life
♫ I’ve sworn at my parents.
♫ I’ve run away from home.
♫ I’ve been kicked out of the house.
♫ My biological parents are together.
♫ I have a sibling less than one year old.
♫ I want children someday.
♫ I have children.
♫ I’ve lost a child.

embarrassment
♫ I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation.
♫ Disney movies still make me cry.
♫ I’ve snorted while laughing.
♫ I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
♫ I’ve glued my hand to something.
♫ I’ve laughed ’til some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
♫ I’ve had my pants rip in public.

health
♫ I’ve had stitches.
♫ I’ve broken a bone.
♫ I’ve had my tonsils removed.
♫ I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
♫ I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
♫ I’ve had serious surgery.
♫ I’ve had chicken pox.

traveling
♫ I’ve driven over 200 miles in a day.
♫ I’ve been on a plane.
♫ I’ve been to North America.
♫ I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
♫ I’ve been to Japan.
♫ I’ve been to Europe.
♫ I’ve been to Africa.

experiences
♫ I’ve been lost in the city.
♫ I’ve seen a shooting star.
♫ I’ve wished on a shooting star.
♫ I have seen a meteor shower.
♫ I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
♫ I’ve pushed all the buttons in an elevator.
♫ I’ve been to a casino.
♫ I’ve been skydiving.
♫ I’ve gone skinny dipping.
♫ I’ve played spin the bottle.
♫ I’ve crashed a car.
♫ I’ve been skiing.
♫ I’ve been in a play.
♫ I’ve met someone in person from the internet.
♫ I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
♫ I’ve seen the northern lights.
♫ Sat on a roof at night.
♫ I’ve played chicken.
♫ I’ve seen the RHPS.
♫ I’ve eaten sushi.
♫ I’ve been snowboarding.

relationships
♫ I’m single.
♫ I’m in a relationship.
♫ I’m available.
♫ I’m engaged.
♫ I’m married.
♫ I’ve gone on a blind date.
♫ I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.
♫ I have a fear of abandonment.
♫ I’ve been divorced.
♫ I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
♫ I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
♫ I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
♫ I’ve kept something from a past relationship.

honesty/crime
♫ I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
♫ I have lied to my parents about where I am.
♫ I am keeping a secret from the world.
♫ I’ve cheated while playing a video game.
♫ I’ve cheated on a test.
♫ I’ve driven through a red light.
♫ I’ve been suspended from school.
♫ I’ve witnessed a crime.
♫ I’ve been in a fist fight.
♫ I’ve been arrested.
♫ I’ve shoplifted.

drugs/alcohol
♫ I’ve consumed alcohol.
♫ I have/do smoke cigarettes.
♫ I have/do smoke pot.
♫ I regularly drink.
♫ I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
♫ I take cough medication when I’m not sick.
♫ I’ve done hard drugs.
♫ I’ve been addicted to an illegal substance.
♫ I can’t swallow pills.
♫ I can swallow about five pills at a time no problem.

random
♫ I can sing well.
♫ I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
♫ I open up to others too easily.
♫ I watch the news.
♫ I don’t kill bugs.
♫ I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
♫ I fucking swear regularly.
♫ I sing in the shower.
♫ I am a morning person.
♫ I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
♫ I’m a snob about grammar.
♫ I am a sports fanatic.
♫ I play with my hair.
♫ I’ve had ‘x’s in my screen name.
♫ I love being neat.
♫ I love spam.
♫ I’ve copied more than 30 cds in a day.
♫ I bake well.
♫ I don’t know how to shoot a gun.
♫ I am in love with love.
♫ I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
♫ I laugh at my own jokes.
♫ I eat fast food weekly.
♫ I believe in ghosts.
♫ I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
♫ I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
♫ I am really ticklish.
♫ I love white chocolate.
♫ I bite my nails.
♫ I play video games.
♫ I’m good at remembering faces.
♫ I’m good at remembering names.
♫ I’m good at remembering dates.
♫ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
♫ My answers are totally honest.