Lab-isms.

Vimal, flexing: "Yes, we're men and we eat protein bars and have babies!"
Mmmm... I think he needs to brush up on his biology skills.

Steve = white male
Vimal = indian male
Me = white girl

Me: "Steve, you have zero joke range. You can't be racist or sexist. Me, on the other hand, I can be sexist."
Steve: "Damn, you're right. But Vimal can be racist!"
Vimal: "Yeah, I'm the best there is!"
Me: "No, that'd be if you were a girl."
Steve: "And handicapped."
Me: "And mentally challenged."
Steve: "And old."
Me: "And ugly."
Steve: "And half Native American."
Vimal: "Shit, I could do nothing and get into any college I wanted."